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For the next five minutes the Internet goes completely dark. Youre sure you heard some distant shouting of Lulz or something of that sort, but then theres silence. You hear the faint sound of car doors opening, but youre sure its just some of your neighbors coming back from work. Youre sure that you can hear your neighbors from outside, but they dont say anything to you. Youre sure theyre on their way to work, you can hear the muffled sounds of their car engines or some other noise, but you dont speak out loud because to do so would be pointless. Theyre probably not talking about you, but for some reason youre a little more scared of that than you are of the Internet going dead, because theres something wrong. You hear the sound of your neighbors car. You jump down, grab your keys and get into the vehicle and pull to the left. You didnt need to drive there, you can get off the highway and walk to the closest place where you can get someplace to hide, but youre afraid to go there yourself. You dont know where can be a safer place from what might be going on right now and thats why youre taking your chances to hide right now in your own neighborhood. Your neighbors car, on the other hand is in the middle of the street somewhere. You cant really be sure since youre not exactly sure what youre hoping to happen. You arent even sure you want to. You are, however, quite sure that your neighbor doesnt feel the same way. His car is a little further away from your house. His door open, but you can tell hes not in there right now. Your neighbor sees you coming and you let yourself in quietly. After hiding the car, you close the door and lock it. You dont know what youre hoping to happen, but you dont really want to get shot anyway. You get in the backseat of the vehicle and wait a bit and for a while you dont hear any noise, but then then you hear a slight popping sound, like a gun being cocked, but not fully cocked or something like that, and then the noise is gone. The sound comes from the other direction, but when you look to the street from the backseat of your vehicle, its not on your side. You hear the door lock making a cre.

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